(This is a guy in his late teens, bagging groceries for a male cashier when a woman in her mid to late thirties arrives at the till.)
Cashier: “Here you go, ma’am.”
Customer: “‘Ma’am?!’ Do I look old enough to be a ‘ma’am?!’”
Cashier: “Uh, sorry miss.”
Customer: “‘Miss!’ That’s even worse! You make me feel like an old maid! I’m still young and beautiful! And you, bag boy! Make sure the eggs are on top, okay?”
Me: *miming shooting a gun and winking* “You got it, babe.”
Customer: *blushing* “I…uh…okay.”
Wow. That is messed up on so many fronts. What is wrong with that lady? Being all sensitive about your age make you seem older. And not a hot older. an insecure one. That bag boy is hilarious though! Totally the right response.
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ReplyDeleteHehe... priceless!
ReplyDeleteAs a shameless 36 yr old cougar, I can say that is not only unattractive but counter-productive; she just blew any chance she had of sleeping with the hot young bag boy.
Stupid bitch.
I'm so with Gina! Silly cow, she coulda had a-bit-a cock there! Great post, S.A.! <3. XXX
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