I want to fast right now for the sole purpose of being able to laugh at my mom next time she says I don't care about her money issues and tell her how much she's saved from me not eating, and ask her how much she cares.

 You don't cry on someone shoulder after you've told them they're the scum of the earth.

 You don't make jokes about someone having an eating disorder.

 You don't take their food away from them and tell them not to eat "because I know you'd just go throw it up and you don't need to be taking food away from the rest of us like that"

 Fine then.

 I won't eat your food.

Matt insisted I go to my aunts this weekend because of this, but I plan to fast when I get back anyway.